Want to be in your favorite park? I’ll meet you there. I’ll sit at the Starbucks sipping coffee while it takes effect. Want to sedate your pet before I arrive? Let me know, I’ll make it easy for you to do this. I’ll customize the entire experience to your taste, as I know other vets will. I’ll do it at a park in the dark, on a train in the rain… Not just that, but it’s like fast food at my place when it comes to euthanasia. This is the U.S., where anything can be had safely, painlessly and conveniently when it comes to pet euthanasia. I mean, we don’t live in backwoods Bolivia. Not when other options are so readily available. The possibility of something going horribly awry is too great - even if it’s a minor risk - to ever chance it. Or how about the dog who throws up her load of (how many?) pills while you’re sitting around waiting to say goodbye. Let’s say he then has a hard time breathing and you can’t for the life of you get more into him now that he’s so stressed. Let’s say your cat refuses to take more than six of the pills and you’ve somehow calculated that twenty would be a sufficient dose. Imagine what would happen if things didn’t go just right. What makes me nervous are the possibilities… Though it is indeed possible to usher your pet from this world on an overdose of oral barbiturates or expired oxycodone prescribed for your last surgery, you won’t catch me recommending it if someone asks me how to euthanize a dog or cat at home - even to my good friends (in fact, one of those asking about this possibility was a human doc and a friend).Īnd it’s not just the legal angle here that makes me a naysayer when it comes to DIY home euthanasias - nor the money thing (in case you think me mercenary enough to protect my profession and its precious euthanasia income stream). Some things are best left to the healthcare providers who do it on a regular basis. While wrong on number one (several vets in my area make themselves available for at-home euthanasias, including myself), they’d be right on number two - by referencing number one. That’s why I’m guessing their query emerged out of (1) an expectation that a house call option was not available and (2) an understanding that these things can be done at home by someone who knows what they’re doing.

Twice in as many weeks I’ve been asked whether I would authorize the at-home euthanasia of a pet…with a household stash of controlled drugs.īoth individuals asking are in the human medical profession.

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